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Happy Hippo Herbals Review 2 months 2 weeks ago #21353

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Red Sumatra-The most powerful Red Sumatra that I have ever tried in my 7 + years. Usually any Sumatra strains are a milder or weaker more subtle strain. This one is a good potent Red with a good amount of mood stimulation with a good amount of pain relief. Just has a short duration at just under 2 hours for me. 90/100


Elite Green MD (Hyper Hippo)-This one is a fast day strain all energy & mood lift with no calm or relaxing going on. After the effects wears off about 2 hours later kind of leaves a slight depressed feeling but not bad because it is so potent & lifts your mood so much. This is one of my Favorite Green MD's. 92/100


Red Horn (Smiley Hippo)-Excellent mood uplifting effect with some nice calm, happy relaxing going on. This one does make you smile after all. Not much of any stimulation but is a great relaxant that is also a mood lifter also. Great for Anxiety or needing to calm down. 88/100


Super White Indo-This White is more on the relaxing side than anything else. Can be very sedating if taken in higher doses. This would be great for anxiety or insomnia. Also will give a relaxed mood lift with a very calm feeling that will just slow your heartrate down & take any worries or anxieties away for a few hours. 87/100


Super Green Indo-This one is a very quick acting strain that fades away quickly but has a very strong mood boost with good motivation & energy to it. This would be great if you are down or depressed or just need a quick mid-day pick me up. Excellent fast day strain with great uplifting, stimulating & energetic qualities. 86/100


Fun Hippo-This is a Blend of all of their strains together is what I think it is. It is quick acting & the effects start withing just 10 minutes but only last a little less than 2 hours for me. It will be different for you because I have such a High Tolerance of taking Kratom multiple times everyday. Anyway the effects are quite potent. They have a sharp, strong stimulating, energizing, mood lifting effect for about 1.5 hours & then start to fade away quickly. If you need a very quick burst of energy or uplifting from any depression you may have then this is your strain. If you have any Anxiety I wouldn't recommend this one because it can be a rough stimulating jittery blend. 81/100


Yellow Sumatra (Sleepy Hippo)-Very relaxing strain that can be very sedating at higher dosages. Great for anxiety or for insomnia. Gives a very calming mood lift. Just a very smooth, relaxed uplifting feeling. 88/100


White Sumatra (Sky Hippo)-Just a great, quick acting, energizing & mood lifting strain but has a short duration at just under 2 hours for me. This is a true White Sumatra. It's all stimulation & energy with hardly any relaxing effects at all. 87/100


Some of the Fasting Shipping that I have seen at just under 2 days. They have a very big selection of strains to choose from. The only downside is the prices can be on the expensive side if you are on a budget you will certainly be getting some super quality Kratom. So it is worth the Prices if you can pay. The prices are cheaper if you buy it by the kg. It took awhile for them to send me the Samples once I asked for them but they eventually did. All the strains that I tested I really loved. They were all super fresh & super potent. Didn't take very much to get effects from each one. Definitely one of the Best out there. I highly recommend HHH.


Kratom Quality 94/100
Customer Service 76/100
Shipping 98/100
Pricing 64/100
My Overall 87/100
If anybody has any Questions about Kratom please private message me & I will be glad to answer as soon as I can.
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Happy Hippo Herbals Review 2 months 2 weeks ago #21360

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Do you find a lot of white strains to be more on the slow/relaxing side for you?
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Happy Hippo Herbals Review 2 months 2 weeks ago #21379

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I do find a few white Strains to be Relaxing but not all of them.
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Happy Hippo Herbals Review 2 months 2 weeks ago #21381

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Man about time someone
Reviewed these guys - and I'm
Glad It was you MadMax , I started out using Hippo and they deserve their dues ..cos they do have some of the best kratom out there . See on their website third party tested reports to show. One of their kratom has pesticides or any shit
I also really like HCK wellness and life force
Thanks for this review
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Happy Hippo has just some Terrific Kratom. All of their Strains are very quick acting & are very potent.
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Happy Hippo Herbals Review 2 months 1 week ago #21452

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I agree about some, but not all, white strains being relaxing.

For myself, my theory is that some of the whites are quite strong, so it takes a lesser amount to get up to sedation values. Or maybe since I take whites so infrequently, they hit on under-used receptors because their alkaloid content might be different from my beloved reds, greens, and yellows.

Herbal Cafe White Vein Maeng Da will knock me out in a good way on a bad pain day. I have to use a very small dose to get energy from it. On the other hand, several blends from another vendor which contain White Bali will make me feel like dancing.

I always test out a new white on a day when I have some leeway in what I have to do that day, because I never know what they're gonna do. I currently have a white hulu and a white semar (it's central Kali or west Kali) I haven't tried yet. I'm just waiting for the right time to see what they're like for me.

Edit- It's sort of the same for yellows for me. I don't have a lot of experience with yellows,but there are definitely some that are for daytime and some that are for nighttime.
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Happy Hippo Herbals Review 2 months 1 week ago #21472

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Yes It's Funny How Kratom can have different effects on the same strain. The effects depends on sooo many Variables. The Person't Body Chemistry, Whether Empty or Full Stomach, The Dosage, The Strain, The Vendor, Tolerance, Any Other Medicine That the Person is Taking & sooo on. I totally agree with you.

Herbal Cafe has some Very High Quality Kratom. Their White MD is very sedating for me as well but most White MD's are sedating for me. I have to take a small amount like 2 grams to get some energy from any White MD's. I don't have much Experience either with Yellow's but most of the Yellow's that I have taken have given me a nice mood lift that is very smooth. You can't always you by White for Flight, Green For In Between or Red For Bed. I got one for Yellow. I would say Yellow is to stay Mellow.
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Happy Hippo Herbals Review 2 months 1 week ago #21476

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Man. I wish I could purchase from them. My bank absolutely will not allow it. At the time at least they were using a super shady Chinese CC processor. I took every security off my card so the damn thing would just go through and had no luck.

Do they accept Bitcoin? If so, that's my in and I will try them. I heard good things. Bad things too. That they have a following of "fanboys" that would allow honest criticisms and don't use another vendor. Maybe that's a good thing. I wish they would not sell phenibut. I finally kicked that awful stuff. Worst withdrawals ever after three days of light use. I thought I was dying. Unfortunately I am using another questionable substance to stay off of it. I couldn't do it cold turkey. Man, I'm feeling ranty today. Sorry guys.

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Happy Hippo Herbals Review 2 months 1 week ago #21479

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Chat away,August Noon. It's nice to have you here.
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August Noon wrote:
Man. I wish I could purchase from them. My bank absolutely will not allow it. At the time at least they were using a super shady Chinese CC processor. I took every security off my card so the damn thing would just go through and had no luck.

Do they accept Bitcoin? If so, that's my in and I will try them. I heard good things. Bad things too. That they have a following of "fanboys" that would allow honest criticisms and don't use another vendor. Maybe that's a good thing. I wish they would not sell phenibut. I finally kicked that awful stuff. Worst withdrawals ever after three days of light use. I thought I was dying. Unfortunately I am using another questionable substance to stay off of it. I couldn't do it cold turkey. Man, I'm feeling ranty today. Sorry guys.

Cheers,
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Hey August Good to have you back. Haven't heard from you in awhile. I don't know if they accept Bitcoin or not. I just know that they are Expensive but have very high quality. I know how bad Phenibut can be also. I have to be very careful with it. I only use it once or twice a week for taking a break from Kratom or for Severe Anxiety. Have you tried any good Botanicals Lately? I've been trying to find a Kratom Replacement just in case it gets banned in my state. I think I will have to make a Blend of a Bunch of Different Botanicals to even get Close to how good Kratom is in terms of Health Benefits, Energy, Anxiety Relief, Depression Relief, Pain Relief, Insomnia, Mood Lift etc.
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