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Allow myself, to introduce.....myself :) 3 years 2 days ago #9541

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Hello all. New to the forum and Kratom in general so I figured I'd say a little about myself.

Where do I begin?... My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

LoL. Just kidding, (hopefully you know where this is from)

Like I said I'm new to the Kratom thing (two weeks or so) and have browsed the board a few times so I figured I'd join. I'm the type of person who likes to immerse himself in as much info as I can, especially things I'm passionate about. I hope to learn a lot and contribute a lot as well. Hope to meet you all soon.

Thanks for letting me be a part of the forum.

Chris.

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Allow myself, to introduce.....myself :) 2 years 11 months ago #9680

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Love the reference! Snicker, snicker, snicker........
"Hope is important because it can make the present moment less difficult to bear. If we believe that tomorrow will be better, we can bear a hardship today" Thich Nhat Hanh
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Allow myself, to introduce.....myself :) 2 years 11 months ago #9682

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Welcome Chris
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Allow myself, to introduce.....myself :) 2 years 11 months ago #9765

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I didn't know Dr. Evil knew about Kratom. Welcome Chris! :-h If you have any Questions don't hesitate to ask.

I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thank you.
If anybody has any Questions about Kratom please private message me or make a Post & I will be glad to answer as soon as I can usually within 24 hours if not sooner. I'm usually on really late at night Between Midnight & 5am.
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Allow myself, to introduce.....myself :) 2 years 11 months ago #9801

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Great intro Cresbo. Had me laughing hard! Welcome.
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Allow myself, to introduce.....myself :) 2 years 11 months ago #9851

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Welcome to ILK Chris :-h

That was insanely awesome, quite possibly the best intro post I've seen on ILK =D>

Anyways, glad you found the place, there is a lot of good information and a lot of good folks here.

-Adrian(@onlinekratom.com) (L)
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