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QuickKratom.com CONTEST. Free Kratom Giveaway!!! 4 years 6 months ago #1050

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Hello ILoveKratom.com members,

Dosent this forum look wonderful?

I would like to kick things off with a contest. :-bd

Tell us your favorite joke and you can win 4oz of free Maeng Da Kratom from QuickKratom.com with free shipping as well.

The contest will be judged after 15 entries. Limit 1 entry per member.

Jokes can be text, pictures or video.

Basically, make me laugh really hard and you will win 4oz of Maeng Da Kratom. :woohoo:

Thanks,
Ryan

PS Check back often as we will have regular contests on this forum.
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QuickKratom.com CONTEST. Free Kratom Giveaway!!! 4 years 5 months ago #1053

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This is an awesome idea! I like it a lot =D>
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QuickKratom.com CONTEST. Free Kratom Giveaway!!! 4 years 5 months ago #1061

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?" :-bd
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QuickKratom.com CONTEST. Free Kratom Giveaway!!! 4 years 5 months ago #1062

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HAHA! Good one. Well, youre in the lead, Aurora!
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QuickKratom.com CONTEST. Free Kratom Giveaway!!! 4 years 5 months ago #1072

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yay :-P now lets hope it stays that way :woohoo:

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QuickKratom.com CONTEST. Free Kratom Giveaway!!! 4 years 4 months ago #1149

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? Gummy bear? or

I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it.

BOOYOOW. Also Ryan I love your product. I dont buy from anyone else. Ty

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QuickKratom.com CONTEST. Free Kratom Giveaway!!! 4 years 4 months ago #1159

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How do you fit 4 gay guys on 1 barstool???
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..?.............flip it upside down.

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QuickKratom.com CONTEST. Free Kratom Giveaway!!! 4 years 4 months ago #1172

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I'm going with a classic Carlin:

Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.

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QuickKratom.com CONTEST. Free Kratom Giveaway!!! 3 years 9 months ago #1738

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a hot blonde is walking down the street listening to her headphones, chomping on her gum, fidiling with her hair. she decides its time for a trim. the man gets her info and she sits listening to her headphones. about ten minutes later she is called to sit for her haircut. the man tells her she needs to take her headphones off to cut her hair, shes a little reluctant, and is saying i can do this, i can do this, over and over. finally about five minutes later she takes them off, and the man begins spraying her hair to begin the cut, not two minutes in the hot blonde faints, and falls to the floor. shes turning blue! no one can get her to breathe, they tried everything. then a customer says, what was she listening to on her headphones? the man picks them up and hears. breathe in, breathe out! lol. hope u liked it. happy holidays.

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QuickKratom.com CONTEST. Free Kratom Giveaway!!! 3 years 4 months ago #3389

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Why hasn't Barbie ever gotten pregnant ? Because ken came in a different box. :-)

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